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Dabney Motto

Adapted from Wikipedia, updated with current information

While the traditional motto of Dabney House (Fidelis et gratus “Faithfulness and thankfulness”) still stands on the Dabney crest, Dabney House has instituted a new, changeable motto. In line with Caltech's tradition of wall murals and wall writings, any member may change the house motto by striking the previous motto on a designated motto wall and writing a new one. Prior to the early 2010's, the motto wall was located on a physical wall in Alley 3. This wall was later painted over with whiteboard paint to facilitate maintenance, though mottos were still written on this wall. Around 2012-2013, the motto “wall” was moved to a bulletin board in the lounge. Today, mottos are recorded on butcher paper and pinned to the bulletin board. In times of crisis (not enough paper), mottos are written on the lounge whiteboard.

Thou Shall not live in glass amonguses…

Roughly in reverse chronological order (managing large sheets of paper is hard):

  • Those who live in glass amonguses should not throw stones.
  • The lord is amogus *Thicc Amongus image*
  • “We are all made in Amongus's image” - Nick Jasinski, 1984
  • *Thicc Amongus image* RIP Thicc Amongus ~1984 - 1984
  • Primordial clam chowder
  • Frosh, I suggest your test to bounds of your existence more judiciously.
  • What is being based if not being a lower power
  • Hoves of hella based
  • I have no ideas
  • Milk, Gender, Yams
  • Treason, like beauty, is in the eye of the beholder
  • Dabney Victories should be naked
  • My asses appreciate you asking how they are
  • “So Qi sent eight women and 120 horses to La,” and Confucius was salty.
  • Maximum Leches is the Universe
  • I crave that CDS sausage.
  • Your mother was a hamster and you father smelt of elderberries
  • YOUR MOM GOTTEM
  • Raiders of Spades
  • Everyone knows the most important character development happens in the bathtub
  • “Damn I wanna kill my mom” - sus
  • I don't want to shit
  • Hoo?
  • Wee?
  • Meme Green Bean Machine MγBM
  • Jesus fuck, Felicia, I don't wanna be forced to pay thirty five dollars a day for the slop you feed us!
  • Cars! Eugenics! Bazinga!
  • In the same way the Tech is my fanfic, Dabney is yours.
  • I can make you worse
  • Unrotate the frosh!
  • I'll introduce a new Housetalia boy pillow initiative?!
  • I'll introduce a newsexual archetype into your workplace
  • Deprived and depraved, that's Dabney hovse
  • What is pumkin pie if not pumpkin pizza
  • The power of SUS compels you.
  • Momento Mori
  • we're all challenged…
  • Do you wanna see a pedophile?
  • Haha! Pain & Injury
  • *A knife*
  • That motto is a very good motto.
  • *A fork*
  • Dabney is a bad yardstick because it is a hovse.
  • We are now mottoless.
  • Can I have a virgin sex on the beach?
  • ELECT NIXON
  • “I wanted to slurp that”
  • Is it morally right to make Captain Americas? Yes, because they are dummy thick
  • I really like how the black plastic is giving nip slips of ditch day
  • If you're pro bees, I'm anti you.
  • I support drugs, but I don't support capitalism.
  • check yourself before you shriggity-shrek yourself (we're all thiccqu'e t's on this blessed day)
  • How can the 🄱ylaws be real if our eyes aren't real?
  • elcome Prefrosh
  • Why can't we have some PG mottos? (Because it's Dabney hovse.)
  • As a senior, I just want to watch the world burn & crumble as I leave. It's going really well so far.
  • Phantom Anaconda Alaps like Snake's Ass Cheeks
  • “I'm MAKING A MEME.”
  • “WHY ARE YOU HOLDING THE ASS GNOME??!!??”
  • Look, I just wanna be gendereed as a gremlin.
  • Fuck 6am fire alarms!
  • Those who llre in pho should not wet nossiles
  • This is unstable
  • Maggie's in a class of her own
  • The Lounge Consumes all
  • In this world you're either sussy of busty.
  • Bring back the ore Jar
  • Hoo?
  • Wee?
  • Hoo?
  • Bite Maggie's fingers
  • Wee?
  • Hoo!
  • Wee?
  • BOGGERS
  • We live in a susiety
  • *BUSH'S BEST ORIGINAL baked beans*
  • Is vore necrophilia?
  • Is cannibalism a type of necrophilia?
  • There isn't any soprt in making fun of Dabney, it's like shooting fish in a barrel
  • A STRING OF DISAPPOINTMENTS
  • I steal your thoughts and make them worse.
  • I think I got it, but maybe not.
  • It's not so obvious why we should follow the law. - Ben Thyer
  • I'm embracing Dabney culture by not assisting.
  • Smallest House Biggest Ballsacks
  • Smallest House, Biggest Heart
  • I forgot… sus
  • Orgy in bear pit at 9:00 PM
  • The heart & soul of Dabney is stored in Dabney's balls.
  • Be gay do crime
  • Fuck around and find out!
  • Dabney is the third best house alphabetically
  • Meet man at meet man.
    Meat based speed dating yum yum
    After was sonic
  • matlab is cool and fun if you forget there are good things in the world
  • Imagine licking.
  • Dabney house is everyone trying to be -themselves- as much as possible. And everyone else around them chanting “you are salad”.
  • It's really a shame that the CS major is full of CS majors
  • This is the way Dabney ends
    This is the way Dabney ends
    This is the way Dabney ends
    Not with a bang but a C R U N C H.
  • At this point it's just a stream of consciousness coming from my own god brain
  • You can tell I am a fan of myself. in this fiction
  • All you need is coronavirus and masturbation
  • my thought process is vaporwave big clappy and my heart rate is nightcore megalovania
  • if your labia contains tentacles please see me
  • i'll be feasting on corn and extendies for the rest of break
  • it's a zoom world, baby
  • Corona girls make do
  • We are condemned to live in interesting times
  • HONESTLY I RELATE TO FIRE A LOT MORE THAN GENDER
  • I sure do love injecting the marriage iguanas
  • DRAW BLOOD UWU
  • HONK
  • T*DDIES CAN BE SMALL BUT THEY NEED TO BE CLOSE
  • I'M DOWNLOADING PYTHON SO I CAN LOOK AT T*DDIES
  • HONK early, HONK often, HONK HONK!
  • MUDHUTS
  • Dabney is a thot crime
  • Untitled Goose Presentation
  • HONK!
  • HANS GET ZE FLAMMENVERFER
  • I JOINED DABNEY TO SELL BLACKER'S SECRETS FOR DRUGS
  • Oh. I counted myself as a person for some reason.
  • Quarantine your horniness!
  • All Frosh Are Baby
  • BUT I FEEL LIKE YOU CAN'T SUCK FROSH TOES
  • Do I look like I deal with the physical word? - A physicist
  • I think Schrödinger's a lesbian
  • “I need to eat more”
    “Have you considered becoming addicted?”
  • “Let's caution tape this bitch!” A.H. Arocha
  • You're a piece of shit and I can prove it mathematically
  • Yeah, I'm just here to put my finger up her butt
  • We're a democracy, unfortunately
  • The whole land seemed to hold its breath, 420, 69, nice
  • The whole land seemed to hold its breath
  • The place that ignores the first 3 letters of its name
  • A showroom of the most cursed content
  • Welcome to the casino bitches
  • You could eat pussy or you could go one step further
  • Failure to say “according”
  • If Dabney outfit is completed, I will pierce my nipples -Amrita
  • You mean you didn't choose your quality of student life?
    WE'RE AT CALTECH!!
  • Maybe we're just genetically superior
  • You can't just dab the pain away!
    WATCH ME.
  • I do not wish to bee alive
  • Dabney Vores It
  • But anyways, back to what I was saying before the Google Assistant started whispering sweet nothings in my ear…
  • NaN isn’t a number! It’s number-to-number transgender (NTNN)
  • I like fuck
  • Another day, another sin
  • So it turns out, writing down definitions and then pounding calculus in the ass works.
  • Stealing women is like, always good
  • That’s not illegal; it’s capitalism!
  • It’s not even real jizz it’s just eggnog
  • The odds are good but the goods are odd
  • My soul is graffitied many words, most of them “the”
  • You telling me that ass isn't iconic enough?
  • It seems like there's a disproportionate amount of Caltech profs who are actually just chaotic trickster gods
  • Do you ever think about how the Dabney waiters have more culture than some houses?
  • If you can’t handle Dabney at its Shittyflute, you don’t deserve it at its Gay Bar!
  • My tongue is more valuable
  • LIGO is just measuring black holes fucking
  • Salmon bits: they're not good!
  • Shit gets real wholesome at 3:39am
  • Dabney is the hub of sex work
  • I'm not sure if you're telling me to have less sex or do more drugs
  • How naked is your Satan?
  • People scream here a lot
  • The most important skill is to be convincing orally
  • Oh man, I would totally fuck to “Spooky Scary Skeletons”
  • See, I don't like it when my /breakfast/ comes in my face!
  • DABNEY YEETS IT!
  • The set of gay doesn't have a least upper bound
  • Why am I being fucked for this?!
  • Do I want to be a socialist, or do I want printers?
  • NOW you want spring form pants?!
  • Kenyon is, in fact, a quadratic function
  • I hate this!!
  • Man I wish I had a / Unique place to / Dance & dwell & dream / How I would embrace this / Unlikele place to / Throw a perfect interhouse / Sophomore barracks too
  • You are a sad, cowardly little man
  • Communism means everyone I'm dating shares one asshole
  • “So what are you looking for in a House?” “Getting fucked in the ass” -An Prefrosh
  • Seven vagánias. Maybe more.
  • How many vaginas is that? I think it's 7
  • Get out, get out, get out of my hovse!
  • The church is Jesus' fursona
  • If I have to think about it so do you
  • I support free speech, not political correctness [sticker on motto paper]
  • I will yeet you out of the house!
  • import pickle
    that's how you get big dick energy
  • I wouldn't be the one fucking you because I know you
  • hurtful XOR accurate
  • Cayla can 👏get it, but she doesn't 👏want it
  • Does the collective mouth of Dabney House have mono?
  • Putting the “succ” in “success”
  • That is France. Fuck me in the ass.
  • WATER?? In MY good Christian alcholism?
  • Look at this hovse, built from Prosciutto and cum
  • /ItWouldDevolveIntoFurryShit
  • Markov Chain Sexting
  • If it’s gonna be disgusting, it might as well be good
  • Dick! I expected dick!
  • You get shoes or tiara and I’m already wearing the tiara
  • IN THIS ANALOGY, THE STRAIGHTS ARE THE FASCISTS
  • I feel like the default state of humans should be furries because humans have fur
  • dumb bitch hours are 24 fucking 7
  • TIME TRAVEL IS NOT ABOUT JIGGLING SCROTUMS
  • I’ve been in girlfriends with a lot of Dabney’s inanimate objects
  • I’m a pervert; y’all no this
  • That would just be sex with a train at that point
  • This is 200 lumens of sexy
  • Impeach Putin
  • Jojo was a mistake
  • He would give the same amount in a fairer distribution
  • If Santa was Communist would he give out more gifts, or less?
  • The War on Christmas just got real
  • Cocao is not an axiom. You can just go out and find it.
  • The 7 of cups never lies
  • This place has NAZI Gold
  • This place is old enough to have Nazi gold in it
  • My soul has more than gratitude; there is anger in it too
  • MUSTAFAR DICK
  • Frosh are friends, not shims
  • FUCK
  • SANTA IS A NASTY WOMAN
  • A competition between rock, paper, scissors, smallpox, and 100 megaton nukes.
  • What, grad school? No, the Wholely Trinity.
  • What, grad school? No, the Holy Trinity.
  • People At Really The Yes
  • Woe be unto MUDHUTS and all within
  • This feels like a crack house full of smart people
  • Shrek memes are overrated
  • COUNTERCULTURE IS OVER
  • We were born in error, and in error we shall remain
  • Drink water you thirsty whore
  • WE CAN DESTROY THEIR TANKS WITH OUR DICK (Fleming Cannon)!
  • Baptism is the cure for penis envy?
  • There are so many ways to be a ho in this world…
  • Vore is clearly the better option
  • Maybe I’m a little bit of a furry. That’s fine.
  • Why is Urban Dictionary before Wikipedia?
  • SAIL THE SEVEN SEAS ON THIS DICK
  • Me too, Kenyon
  • Vore us an expensive hobby
  • Bus Bus Bus Bus Bus Bus Bus
  • “Hey Google, are you gay?”
    Google Home: I have a lot of love for everybody
  • “Hey Google, kill me”
    Google Home: Sorry, I don’t know how to help with that yet…
  • I think 7 vaginas is enough
  • Since I teleported that into you hand, would you please go break up with your girlfriend?
  • Dabney is a collection of meme horocruxes
  • Dabney Lounge is a KAFKA-ESQUE NIGHTMARE EXPERIENCE
  • <verb> my entire <noun>
  • Have you considered existing in a superposition of getting good and shutting the fuck up?
  • Life is like eating ice cream with a fork. It keeps slipping through my metal fingers
  • I’m so full of shit and don’t want to acknowledge it.
  • Does Reggy is gay?
  • I’m a ho for sleep
  • I’m sorry you have to deal with me, but not sorry enough to stop.
  • If you kill someone, make sure to report it
  • Those are the three genders: soup, salad, and Oobleck
  • Are you telling me bisexual people are a combination of technology and magic??
  • Don’t worry about it.
  • Cannibalism is always off the table… except when it’s Jesus
  • Eigen-fuck me now
  • I’m not much of a tin-foil-hatter… except when it comes to Joe Shepherd
  • Private industry? Sure, whatever
  • May you live in interesting times
  • If men didn’t give women rights, where would their rights come from?
  • I can’t believe my first act as President will be to delegitimize the elections of another house…
  • Straight people have sex by kneeing each other in the stomach. This is canon.
  • It’s a Darb!
  • We can’t let Russians have a bigger hole than us!
  • I can’t believe Joe Shepherd has polluted my vagina
  • What I’m arguing for is genital cannibalism
  • I would watch Hugh Jackman eat Greek yogurt.
  • Don’t fuck people in their stab wounds.
  • I can’t resist the pull of an outstretched finger
  • Yeah, I’m fucking wholesome, bitch
  • Fuck you, Nicholas
  • Dying is ok
  • Just fuck me in the arm with a needle
  • Whenever I see code that looks bad, it makes me think it’s Javascript.
  • Why can’t the world just be a little bit gayer?:
  • Explore the tightness of the ML bound
  • The world would be a better place if I could use physical violence
  • Hasn’t everyone planned out how they will kill someone?
  • I’d actually read the Tech if it were a Nudespaper
  • There are exactly 2things that sex means - 1 subsets of things that sex means that do include making a baby.
  • Do you want to come to my room and smell all of my products?
  • Slap me out of existence with your monster dong
  • Is kneeing someone in the stomach kinky?
  • My rectum is a spacious paradise
  • Is it ethical to yiff a robot?
  • Relativity says it’s always 4:20 everywhere
  • If you assume “epillating” is a euphamism, this entire conversation is hilarious.
  • Vaginas are the best.
  • Nice memes, you’re hired.
  • YOU DON’T JUST GET TO SAY YOU VORED ANYTHING, MILAN’S NOT VORING THAT COOKIE!!!
  • I feel like the process of extracting vegetable placenta involves the word cungrunt in some way
  • ANIMALS CAN TOTALLY CONSENT
  • Maybe we’re all turtles. That makes sense.
  • I can’t be a hoe out loud!
  • Dabney Hovse, now with 100% more furries
  • Catgirls have no rights!
  • What if bread is just boneless bone bread?
  • Literally anything else
  • What if your penis could, like, twist and masturbate itself?
  • Did I make you uncomfortable with my fishy blowjob?
  • I have darts that are actually lasers
  • Constructive interference leads to boob destruction
  • Us joy is buch better than them joy.
  • I am a dancing pineapple of failure
  • My first mistake was rotating in
  • Don’t you get horny for goat thongs when you’re angsty?
  • Fire Sprinkler Porn
  • White chocolate is the devil’s semen
  • Nothing has higher priority than an orgy
  • Just because you can’t do math doesn’t mean you shouldn’t take it up the butt.
  • We’re in the fucking Hitler zone
  • Blacker Hovse: Probably benign
  • I would not fuck the Fleming Cannon
  • Scientific research is not in the interest of humanity
  • You can’t be like “this is a mistake” after the child is born.
  • What if he’s a closet Mormon?
  • You should get gayer
  • Please tell me that’s your head. There’s a lot of hair.
  • Plan B: Emotional and financial stability
  • You can be a gender. Wait, no you can’t.
  • “Do you plan to learn more of the Communist Manifesto to perfect your nose?”
  • “The testicles have privilege” — Dr Amesh Adalja, Johns Hopkins Center for Health Security
  • 2K17 Bring Back the Guillotine
  • I know they’re all terrible people, bubt they’re hoootttt.
  • I can’t suck this dick because I broke it.
  • Feminism is destroying my life
  • My God, woman! You’ve got the face of a wood nymph and the body of Ryan Gosling!
  • You should get condoms to put on your gender so it doesn’t get cold at night.
  • DISENFRANCHISE ME HARDER DADDY
  • #THANKSCATHOLICISM
  • Overload the sex operator
  • I don’t give a shit about helping people, just show me the math.
  • I don’t give a shit about people, just show me the math.
  • Pooping back and forth forever
  • When nobody wins, that’s when Harel wins
  • Dabney, where the inmates run the asylum
  • Don’t get sunburnt in the catacombs: where the bones are creepy and the ceiling can’t touch you
  • Just ‘cause your girlfriend has good taste, doesn’t mean you get to fuck me up the butt
  • I’m not a princess, I’m just pretty
  • Oh yay! Oh yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yah <scream>!
  • It’s 4:20am. That means my laundry’s done!
  • One man’s trash is another man’s sex toy
  • If you want to see my underwear, just ask!
  • LEWD!!!!! SEND NOODS. Im hungry
  • LEWD!!!!! SEND LEWDS
  • Why did we elect a bugle to ExComm?
  • Are we fingering Morgaine now?
  • She’s not turning into me; she’s turning into a hybrid of me and coffee
  • NO-VORE ZONE
  • That means your shit isn’t kosher
  • HUGE AMOUNT OF SNACK
  • To within an order of magnitude, my dick is 5 feet long
  • Rice up!
  • Poop
  • There’s a party in my artifice, and everyone’s invited
  • DAN IS HAPPENING
  • Sodomy ⇔ penis tree
  • I wish I could praise you, but now you won’t amount to anything
  • I’m noodles, I can do anything!
  • Why are you like this?
  • And Joh’s penis grew three sizes that day.
  • Vore: Solving World Hunger, one child at a time
  • STOP TRYING TO FIND MY CLIT WITH A SWORD!
  • I’m not sure if that counts as sodomy. I’ll have to consult my scriptures
  • It’s a meme, it’s not supposed to be funny
  • My personality may be shit, but at least my boobs are great.
  • THE TESSERACTS ARE CLOSING!!1!!1
  • If you can’t be a part of the solution, be part of the problem.
  • BIRB
  • Some sort of awkward pleasure paradise
  • Give up! You’re a Darb!
  • I THE FUCK BUILD STONEHENGE.
  • FUCK CREATIONISTS, MONKEY JESUS
  • Jade Bot: Wake Up Register for Classes
  • False Facts, with Dabney Hovse
  • It’s not a Christmas carol, it’s about Frosh dying
  • The spirit is willing, but the flesh is weak and spongy
  • Here lies baby face
  • Sex with finals is explicitly prescribed
  • Sex with finals is explicitly prohibited
  • Inspired by the BEAUTY of WOOD
  • I am become Dughi, spoiler of Fate
  • ONLY JESSE MEANS YES!!!
  • ONLY YES MEANS YES!!!
  • “Shit, I’m drunk.”
  • INTRUMENTEL
  • If we understand 5-categories, we understand love!
  • There are no idle challenges in Dabney House except for coming up with original mottos
  • There are no idle challenges in Dabney House!
  • LET ME FUCK
  • Some people were happy sometimes
  • JPL is like Caltech if—
  • Y’ALL IS MY SAFEWORD
  • As a philosophy minor I LOVE masturbation
  • At Caltech we get sleep every week
  • I’m not sure if you can surgically make someone Canadian
  • Home of that one really shitty email
  • Science is the better-er version of sportsball
  • FIVE HUNDRED DOLLAR MEAT SKEWER!!!
  • 3rd degree burns inside your vagina
  • David, go check your privilege
  • David, go check your privilige
  • My nipples explode with delight!
  • PLEASE BE HELP
  • Man, this is just overflowing with free dairy.
  • ARE YOU A BIRD?!
  • Skullfucking all around!!!
  • Listen up, cumslut
  • “What kind of Mickey Mouse FUNHOUSE dorm do you live in??”
  • Even the weak force is stronger than gravity~
  • Anything can be a shrine if you “shrine shrine” enough – Only if you fall off
  • Anything can be a shrine if you “shrine shrine” enough
  • FIX THE MOTTO BOARD
  • FIX THE WHITEBOARD
  • Ass! Us! In!
  • Earth is but a mild suggestion
  • Are balls ticklish?
  • Go fuck yourself. You are a bad person.
  • MUDHUTS!!!!
  • That is not dead which may eternally lie, and in strange aeons, even mudhuts may die
  • Donald Trump should fear the South Hovses
  • No hetero; Hyle, I ship it.
  • Just put on your dildo and go to class!
  • “Hi, I’d like to bring a lawsuit against my ovaries…”
  • According to all known laws of aviation…
  • Trump condoms: you know that small hands mean
  • Who needs drugs when you have memes?
  • Your pace is a liar
  • I did not have urination relations with those women!
  • This isn’t a boob; it’s a power drill!
  • I may not be able to speak or smell, but I can still swallow… it hurts to swallow!
  • We need to redo all the house crests with the new motto
  • I can always recognize a man by his pierced scrotum –Raffle
  • Hybrid Electrotheroplasmonic Nanotweezers
  • Soup Cans Are For Labels
  • We like to think of you as vegetable people.
  • FUCK THA PO-PO
  • CHANGE IS ILLEGAL
  • BLEIIIGH!
  • A house of cup-suckers!
  • What is the sentience class if a cow? EXPENDABLE
  • sex toys are not appropriate cooking utensils.
  • What's the message of “Gay Bar”?
  • 7 + 7 = 15
  • Lewd and unusual
  • OH SHIT, WADDUP!
  • Don't let your dreams be memes
  • Weirdness is for normies
  • Normalcy is for weirdos.
  • That's the problem with hippies, they are too lazy
  • STRENGTH OF THE SAMURAI
  • Heart of the Samurai! :3
  • Trust the Samurai Warrior
  • I changed my mind. I have genitals.
  • Upper thighs are, on occassion, erotic.
  • Your toenails are a really nice length
  • I wanna taste your forbidden yogurt
  • We are the cholesterol in the arteries of society
  • Dabney House
  • Subconsciously, you know there's jizz around
  • Old enough to pee, old enough too …
  • You're the powerhouse butt of my life
  • Where is my soul? Where is my backpack? Where is my direction in life?
  • As interesting above the scalp as below – Kyle
  • Life is good!
  • This isn't a cuddle pile. This is a mauling
  • Put my banana in your ass (E/N: this was translated from Japanese)
  • Imagine Swagons - Radioswagtive
  • Dabney Hovse: Actually a plant!
  • How can Dabney exist if the House System violates the Honor Code?
  • Do you want to win the WRATHLE?
  • The perfect sex machine designed by scientists
  • If I was your buffer I'd never let you load
  • The boner is my penis
  • Strings are an axiomization of ink you write down
  • The package annex game me 2 units of sad instead of the regular 0
  • Can we get a sex-bot 360?
  • Boat guy v. Land Man: this summer's action blockbuster spectacle
  • Imagine the sqag
  • Cheeseburger in paradise –Jeff Orenstein
  • The biggest buggle of all mankind
  • You can still be sad when you’re not at Caltech
  • I think I lost all my clothing tonight because I was playing Jenga
  • We’re all frosh to God, frosh
  • Lizard-people are scalies
  • Why are the frosh terrorists?
  • Stop thrusting on me
  • Well-done ketchup with steak.
  • Trying my hardest and turning things in on time: that’s my kink
  • You know what they say: “Give your kids molly before someone else does.”
  • I hope Stalin comes down my chimney and brings me presents
  • I scream at people so they understand my logical point of view
  • “Cumguzzler” is a gender neutral term
  • Dabney + Gabby’s Capitalist Boyfriend
  • I love rolling for teen pregnancy!
  • No, we’re gonna screen good porn!
  • When your skeleton dies, Jesus gets you
  • “Nipple” can be our “always”.
  • There’s nothing sexier than good memes.
  • You don’t have to have shower sex!
  • You would need two thumbs for that!
  • Enjoy the meaty taste of Diet Hitler
  • I’m a Hilbert space of fluffiness
  • You’re a dick cyclops.
  • You asked to see my dicks!
  • Don’t worry about it, you’ll die
  • The electrons are gay Tinder. That’s what I got from Chem 1a
  • Amusement levels trumped over apathy.
  • Justified and Lazy
  • Obscenely Comfortable
  • The Open Source Open Individualist Wiki Consciousness collective philosophical fantasy Toolkit.
  • We should have tried thinking with our brains
  • I’m too dumb to understand anything you’re saying.
  • If there were no bio majors, there would be no cancer.
  • Enfranchise Me, Senpai
  • Excom positions: $50. Others: $10. Knock ax in dining hall.
  • If I blast, it’s not the noros.
  • Algebra, you can Suck. My. Balls.
  • All and all we were all just bricks in the wall… OF A MUDHUT.
  • Get the fuck out of town.
  • What is IDAP?
  • That’s pretty neat
  • __________
  • The Algae is always greener on the other Dabney
  • Matt Clark is awesome / Billy H is also cool / Algae is Algae.
  • Math is isomorphic to ¬(Hitler)
  • HDDOI: Floppy.img
  • Bernie for president / berniesanders.com
  • Dabs of Sanity
  • You Will Shit Now, Ja
  • 4.20 stairs
  • Here come the Drugs!
  • The universe disagrees with you.
  • DID YOU STICK YOUR DICK IN IT YET?
  • Kick the shitlords out of the house.
  • Make Dabney Great Again!
  • Mom’s Spaghetti
  • How can your toes be cold if your eyes aren’t real
  • How can your toes be real if your eyes aren’t real
  • Dabney: Oops, we fucked up.
  • I LOVE EVERYONE
  • It’s not you, it’s Katz
  • A glorius Soviet Potatoepology
  • The predator does ask his prey for consent. Rise above. Consent–not even once.
  • Show me your Littlewood and I’ll make it Hardy
  • BISCUIT IS AN ALLIGOTORGS
  • I want to reproduce with all of you <
  • SLOTH
  • Patience Yo
  • TOM WAS HERE
  • Fuck Everyone. Especially people that don’t like piano playing. Yeah. Fuck those guys in particular.
  • All the cool kids are going to get prion diseases
  • There’s always a penis in there somewhere
  • Everything is fractals
  • The world is in sepia
  • Welcerm ter Derbnerb
  • When you have a sledgehammer, all your problems are nails.
  • FormatISUnimportant
  • CRABE!
  • PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANTS! [yes, exactly that many A’s. I counted]
  • The couch is my girlfriend
  • 3-4 inches flaccid, 6-7 inches erect
  • This is the motto wall
  • U WOT M8?
  • while(my balls == omnipresent) print(“My dick 2016”)
  • while(true) { console.log(“No Repeats!”);}
  • while(TRUE){Print(“NO REPEATS!”)}
  • NO REPEATS!
  • NO REPEATS!
  • The purpose of this convoy is to keep moving.
  • Murder happens, dude.
  • The world will know my live
  • Too heavy to hang from its prehensile tail
  • They remind me vaguely of vomit, but not in a bad way (it’s sort of chunky)
  • Donald Trump is mustard
  • I want to be a Z/Z2 graduation-hero
  • Infinite Love Hyperloop
  • Where shooting up is better than getting shot down
  • LFG Fuzzy Rainbow Adventure
  • WTB Motto
  • It’s not canceraids, but it’s pretty sexy
  • It’s not canceraids, but it’s sexy
  • Reality is a crutch
  • A CLUSTER OF ~Fuck Bushes~
  • Glass is a liquid……………………
  • <3 SPOONS! <3
  • Changing the motto is responsible
  • Changing the motto is impossible
  • Drop Day Eats it
  • Do it for Park!
  • Clean your flesh, guys
  • The elephant is the gums
  • This isn’t about children; it’s about pain! ~Genesis 3:16
  • A shithole full of friends
  • FLAT IS JUSTICE
  • It’s like Butt chugging, but better
  • Bullshit & Rainbows
  • We are not in prehistory. (eg. this)
  • Onii-chan or Onii-sama?
  • On a mission from GOD.
  • It’s only kind of shitty.
  • Your towel
  • I believe in the iterative coming of Nick Schiefer
  • My existence is derstandable
  • I want my money back.
  • Where did they get the budget for this?
  • Drop Day Eats It
  • Facebook is Google’s Porn Folder
  • Does it taste like skid mark.
  • Would Biscuit eat it? DEI.
  • I never masterbate without Biscuit. Don’t forget the butter.
  • “Once a year we born a Catholic man in effigy, just to keep the violence alive.”
  • “We are the LSD-driven Maniacs of the Universe”
  • Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
  • I am the fucking strong. You are the fucking wrong.
  • The best form of Birth control is to be dead
  • The best form of Birth control is to be unfuckable
  • Christmas is coming. Fcuk
  • Re:All’s are hard
  • HA! It’s about sex!
  • SPAM SPAM SPAM
  • Invisible Bi Sex Robots!
  • If you believe in Twintails, anything is possible!
  • Schrödinger’s Buttchugging
  • Bread is just a nutella delivery device
  • That’s achievable
  • Don’t remove the damping of my boobs.
  • Some days, kangaroos.
  • It’s shirtless o’clock somewhere
  • Imma teach u how to grapefruit yr man
  • A protractor would be useful right about now
  • Half Darb is barefoot, full Darb is NAKED
  • TIME, MONEY, & GAY BAR
  • I’m annoyed with that. It hurts
  • Is circularity a subset of linearity , or vice versa?
  • Hey gurl, wanna “fall” with me? ;)
  • There are little natures everywhere!
  • Gullah Theory is wrong
  • Kyle is wrong.
  • A SONG IS A DICK IN SHEEP’S CLOTHING
  • WHEE
  • Shitlords
  • A tribe of ewoks
  • “You know when they know they want to fuck” - ZORGS
  • NO TIME TO EXCLAIM
  • Spooning is spooning.
  • We have ways. (& Kurds)
  • 3x3x3 = 10+8+8+1
  • Mudhuts filled with party balloons full of (Chinese) alcohol
  • I’m the Cheese Master. Are you the Fulcrum.
  • DO YOU HAVE A FUZZY BONE HAT?!?
  • Bear snacks. Next Question?
  • Memory foam feels like adipose tissue
  • Harnessing the power of social conventions to best disrupt the flow of conversation
  • One freakin’ weird closet
  • His name is John Cena
  • Consent is sexy. Consent is nice. Don’t be a douchebag. Just be a rice
  • Doo doo doo doooo
  • DEMONS R BAD
  • It’s okay to worship a demon
  • Bing Bong 420 XXX
  • We are a giant elephantasaurus
  • The Dabney motto is
  • A mildly creative calculator
  • A Momentary Diversion on the Road to the Grave
  • No one knows what it means, but it’s provocative.
  • A HUG IS JUST A BITE WITH YOUR ARMS
  • People Order Our Patties
  • A BITE IS JUST A HUG WITH YOUR MOUTH.
  • GoD. E.O.M.
  • Welcome to Dabney, home of What the fuck
  • “Your vanity is ridiculous, your conduct an outrage, and your presence in my garden utterly absurd.” - Thomas F. Rosenbaum, President, Sonja and William Davidow Presidential Chair, Professor of Physics
  • Our cells are too large for chemistry
  • Your love is my drug … and it’s a depressant
  • Youtube Krakenoke should only have one squid. Itself, and Cthulhu
  • You’re a kid, you’re a squid, you’re a kid noowww, you gotta be squiddin’ me
  • Feel the mighty starwhal beneath your groin as you ascend
  • It is indeed a Dabney, but on the inside, the inside of your mind
  • But it was I, Dio!!!
  • Hey yah, yah, yah; What’s going on?
  • Soothly, we live in mighty years
  • Destroy evil intentions
  • Drugs and queer stuff
  • Dabney House, now with 3% more devil
  • Despair for the end is nigh
  • Dup, my hominids?
  • The pheasant is pleasant
  • The Present is pleasant
  • You are a sad penguin at Satan’s strip show
  • Peepul R Dum
  • You mean more to me than any scientific proof
  • Raj is love, Raj is life
  • I’m not mean, I’m a sociopath
  • Duh
  • *A bunch of college kids dicking around
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